Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has had sex.
Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.
And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.
Goofy……has had sex.
Goofy…..has known a woman biblically….Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.
uhhhhhhhhhh
gooby pls
People born in 1990 can legally drink alcohol.
Obama was sworn into office 3 years ago.
Michael Jackson died over 2.5 years ago.
There are kids in middle school now that don’t even remember 9/11.
There are girls born in 1998 who are pregnant.
There are over 600 pokemon.
no\bnodnfdsnofn
literally just sat here like oh my god… that means im twenty….
T____T I’m ancient
something-even-lighter-than-air:
i had a dream about almost going to an equalist rally and not wanting to because i was terrified of being shot and killed. then i remembered i was a nonbender. but i woke up before i forgot to go :(A Letter From Amon.
why did I just start dying.
Looks like Amon is running the post office.
“First the post office. Then THE WORLD!”
Well looks like I can no longer trust the post office.
Am I doing this right, Nofi?
…I’ve made like ten.
I need to stop.
Look what you did.
Homestuck is a story about 4 young heroes who have fantastic powers, focusing mainly on the one who controls the winds. The 4 have to go on a quest to defeat the evil king, who is incredibly powerful - However for the most part the role the king would play is played by a lesser but more powerful noble. The group consists of 2 boys - the main one, controller of the winds, and the cool sword-user - and 2 girls - the smart, older seeming one with mother problems and the other one who sees things in a completely different way. This group is often helped out by a bunch of fantastic animals. Parallel to these 4 is another group who follow their every move, focusing on an individual who’s actually a good guy just incredibly angry and hateful about everything, always needing to feel as if he is the leader, who’s been banished from his homeland. his journey mirrors that of the wind-user, and though he struggles with his feelings and trust, he eventually ends up on the side of the 4 heroes, because despite large differences in their backgrounds they share many similar negative experiences. One of the strongest elements in the story is the idea of past selves - both the wind-user and the angry red one follow journeys that parallel the journeys of their ancestors - although, in a way, the wind user’s ancestors aren’t people he’s directly descended from. Another such element is the power of royalty, which acts only for undeniable evil with an insane leader, and which needs be challenged at any opportunity.
Whoa…
guys I found Dave Strider in Foster’s Home For Imaginary Friends
He’s also in the Amanda Show: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmrW1YBECNY
I think Jake would prefer she would show HIM around instead 8)
omfg more pls
&ILOVEYOUTOO<3
SPREAD THE DAMN WORD
((…MoThErFuCkIn MiRaClEs))











